My place needs a little patching up

For starters, my bedroom closet needs a new organization system.  The current one is a joke.  For second, I think my bed would look good with a four poster ensemble, something strong and sturdy enough that I can suspend about 300lbs from a detachable cross beam in the center.  The trick will be making it sturdy so a swinging weight won’t cause the whole thing to topple over.

Staring contest

The words stumbled out like a stranger in a dark house.  “You don’t… you wouldn’t pee on someone  …would you?”

Our eyes met. I held her in my gaze. She could see I had an answer. I made her wait.

“Only if she asked me very very nicely.”

Making a graceful exit is all about motivation

People were partying too hard to see my fingers walk up the back of her neck and grab a fistful of her hair at the root. No one heard her gasp softly, notice her eyelids droop, or her gaze become unfocussed.

“I’m glad you’re having a good time.”

A faint smile.

“You know,” I paused for effect, “I’ve been seriously toying with the idea of knocking everything off that coffee table and fucking you half to death right here in front of all these people.”

That got her attention. “Oh reeeeally.” Translation: I’d like to see you try.

“I know you’d get off on being told to do it, but I think that much public display is still beyond your limits. Hell, most of these people don’t even know about us, and only slightly more have a hint of how kinky I am. You they don’t even suspect. So here’s the deal: you say your goodbyes and be ready to go in five minutes and I promise that you will be bound, suspended, and thoroughly fucked before the night is over.”

Two minutes later we were off to our own little party.

Insurance squared

I think I’m going to sell insurance insurance.  It only pays out if your regular insurance doesn’t.

Also… tonight I was given a free minivan.  Now I don’t know wtf to do with it, seeing as I have no driver’s license.  I feel a bit like that scene in Little Big Man where Young Bear says “I have a wife and four horses!” and Little Big Man says “I have a horse …and four wives.”  One is envious; the other tired. The two men wish they were in each other’s shoes.

C’s first visit

Just catching up on some email after a 4 day visit by a sub from Calgary. What a great time we had! I wasn’t sure if I could make the 24/7 thing work. Now I am far more confident that I could do this, at least in the short term. I had more laughs, more fun, and felt more care free (in spite of work stress) than I have in ages. It was definitely the right decision and I will do it again.

I’d like to think that I did such a great job that fate rewarded me by cancelling her flight to give us one extra day.

Fan mail

Her message:

wo you hot and my typ sweet lol

My response:

Dear VS,

It’s a little depressing to get fan mail from someone who can’t take the time to spell. I mean if you are really trying to get someone interested in you then you have to make a bit of an effort, so if that’s the best you can do then either you’re making an ironic insult or you have some kind of brain disorder, both of which make me feel bad for you.

From your nickname, your height/weight ratio, and your lack of profile picture I infer that you are both depressed and have low self-esteem. Please start taking care of yourself. Maybe when you’ve cheered up, got in shape, and taken a remedial reading course you can try again.

Sincerely,

D

(Ed: Wow, I’m a real sonofabitch sometimes.)